My Rapid Weight Loss Plan
Hello Ladies!
I thought that since I haven't heard from you that maybe a little laughter would "lighten" things up for us (no pun intended). I've found a way to lose 8 pounds, immediately.
Technique:
Find a ceiling hook.
Attach a bungee cord. Find one long enough to reasonably reach from the ceiling to where you are standing.
Get your scale, this is amazing!!
Stand on the scale and look at your current weight.
Hook bungee cord to your pant loop.
Now look at your new weight measurement, and voila! you're 8 pounds lighter!
See the picture of me perfecting my technique.